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"Weird Al" Yankovic – Sports Song

24/10/202220 Comments

“Music video by “”Weird Al”” Yankovic performing Sports Song. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment”
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  1. therealCrazyJake
    24/10/2022,

    Literally every pep rally ever summed up in just a couple of minutes.

  2. Egmar de almeida miron
    24/10/2022,

    quero muito ver voce

  4. Gab Badd
    24/10/2022,

    I’ m surprised this has not been turned into a “weird rolled”in the high school sport’s circuits?!!

  5. rockerseven
    24/10/2022,

    It's a shame no teams use this as their fight song.

  6. Egmar de almeida miron
    24/10/2022,

    legal

  7. Shahbaz Fawbush
    24/10/2022,

    It would save us all a lot of time is all pro sports teams just gave up…

  9. Chet Morrison
    24/10/2022,

    The song doesn't date; it is still just as funny now as when it first came out!
    ("OK, full disclosure, I'm not that great, but nevertheless, you suck!!). Perfect internal dialogue line

  10. Hebijeebies
    24/10/2022,

    Soccer moms about to get toxic

  11. Milena Martins
    24/10/2022,

    Your sports team is vastly inferior
    That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
    We're gonna kick your collective posterior
    Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
    Our stats are thoroughly impressive
    Our coach really has the Midas touch
    Our players are fast and strong and brave
    And your guys, eh, not so much

    In fact we've played teams across the nation
    And you're the worst one we've come across
    Try to assimilate that information
    And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
    Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
    To affectively articulate the points at hand
    Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
    That your feeble brains can understand

    We're great (we're great)
    And you suck (you suck)
    We're great (we're great)
    And you suck (you suck)
    We're great (we're great)
    And you suck (you suck)
    You see there's us (we're great)
    And then there's you (you suck)
    We're really, really great (really great)
    In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
    Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
    But nevertheless, you suck

    Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
    That theory's backed up by empirical evidence
    We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
    Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense
    What's the use of even going through the motions
    When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow
    So why don't you save us all some time
    And give up now (you suck!)

  12. Preston Siegler
    24/10/2022,

    I'm playing this at the next UNC vs Duke game

  13. Heavy Produktioni
    24/10/2022,

    This is legit giving me “Now That We’re Men” vibes from the SpongeBob movie of 2004.

  14. jeopardy60611
    24/10/2022,

    I was in my high school Marching Band, and I used to play my high school fight song, and we also played college songs such as "On Wisconsin" and "We're Loyal To You Illinois." I can tell that he's going for songs like those.

  15. Ryan Sess
    24/10/2022,

    uhh…did Al predict the Superbowl this year? 0:36

  16. Alapalooza27
    24/10/2022,

    Heh… scoreboard shows 27 points.

  17. joey ferman
    24/10/2022,

    yeah when al and he will someday get his halftime show this should be the second song. WAIT I have a reason. because IF YOU haven't seen him come out singing tacky live YOU haven't lived as a fan

  18. The Cartoonist
    24/10/2022,

    As a sports buff who has a real soft spot for marching bands and witty insults this is like if me watching the annual Paul Bunyan axe game (On Wisconsin) and me writing long comedies about the states decided to merge and create a Weird Al song.

    It's the best thing I ever heard

  19. Andrew Chapman
    24/10/2022,

    Modern politics in a nutshell.

  20. ALICLAR4
    24/10/2022,

    When your band director won’t let you play this song at the game-

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